face book activists people who think they can change the world or a law or goings on in the world simply because a large number of people joins the protesting group
Person 1: Oh man this is annoying.
Person 2: What is?
Person 1: I got invited to another Factivist group
Person 2: What is?
Person 1: I got invited to another Factivist group
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Adapted from the episode of Seinfeld; "The Strike". It must take place between any holiday period. However, it is much preferred to coincide with the December to February holiday atmosphere.
The Festivus consists of "The Airing of Grievances" and the "Feats of Strength". However, in accordance with the official Brisbane-Adelaide agreement “The Airing of Grievances” will be now known as “The Time of Crap Speeches” and “Feats of Strength” will be now known as “Crushing Booze”.
There is an icon known as “The Festivus Pole”. It must be in the form of a microphone stand. It should be tall, golden, long and skinny. The microphone must be broken by the end of Festivus, during intoxicated karaoke sessions.
In the beginning there was Festivus One. It was held in Brisbane in February 2003 and, behold, it was very good. The second Festivus was held in December 2003 in Adelaide and there was light.
And on the seventh day of each Festivus sanctuary will be given to those who have gone without sleep and without walking in a straight line. And he shall rest on the seventh day from all his sauce which he has hacked.
Finally, each day you pass in between each Festivus must be spent spreading forth the good word of Festivus and the adventures that were had.
The Festivus consists of "The Airing of Grievances" and the "Feats of Strength". However, in accordance with the official Brisbane-Adelaide agreement “The Airing of Grievances” will be now known as “The Time of Crap Speeches” and “Feats of Strength” will be now known as “Crushing Booze”.
There is an icon known as “The Festivus Pole”. It must be in the form of a microphone stand. It should be tall, golden, long and skinny. The microphone must be broken by the end of Festivus, during intoxicated karaoke sessions.
In the beginning there was Festivus One. It was held in Brisbane in February 2003 and, behold, it was very good. The second Festivus was held in December 2003 in Adelaide and there was light.
And on the seventh day of each Festivus sanctuary will be given to those who have gone without sleep and without walking in a straight line. And he shall rest on the seventh day from all his sauce which he has hacked.
Finally, each day you pass in between each Festivus must be spent spreading forth the good word of Festivus and the adventures that were had.
"A Festivus, For the Rest of Us!" - Frank Costanza
by Alex December 22, 2003
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James: Dude, did you hear about what Tim did last night?!
Dude: No bro I didn't what happened?
James: Apparently he had a threesome with these chicks who were involved in the activist rally!
Dude: Wow, Tim is such a fagtivist but the thing is that it actually works, I might actually try that!
James: Me too Dude!
Dude: No bro I didn't what happened?
James: Apparently he had a threesome with these chicks who were involved in the activist rally!
Dude: Wow, Tim is such a fagtivist but the thing is that it actually works, I might actually try that!
James: Me too Dude!
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It generally results in awkward isolation for the factivist, as they proceed to drive their friends and family away from them at parties and holidays.
It generally results in awkward isolation for the factivist, as they proceed to drive their friends and family away from them at parties and holidays.
As a factivist, It's my job to keep reminding my Republican Uncle that if they like their healthcare plan, they can keep their healthcare plan. Period.
by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014
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Matt M.: Ya dude I'm so pissed
Ian: Dude Matt E. totally threw up all over the bathroom and Emilio wanted some more blue stuff
Matt M.: Fuck dude I wish I was threw.
Matt M.: Ya dude I'm so pissed
Ian: Dude Matt E. totally threw up all over the bathroom and Emilio wanted some more blue stuff
Matt M.: Fuck dude I wish I was threw.
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