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Factivist

face book activists people who think they can change the world or a law or goings on in the world simply because a large number of people joins the protesting group
Person 1: Oh man this is annoying.

Person 2: What is?

Person 1: I got invited to another Factivist group
by Bronson McFarling June 4, 2009
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fistivities

A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.
I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities
by Brad Kenyon October 11, 2003
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Festivus

Adapted from the episode of Seinfeld; "The Strike". It must take place between any holiday period. However, it is much preferred to coincide with the December to February holiday atmosphere.

The Festivus consists of "The Airing of Grievances" and the "Feats of Strength". However, in accordance with the official Brisbane-Adelaide agreement “The Airing of Grievances” will be now known as “The Time of Crap Speeches” and “Feats of Strength” will be now known as “Crushing Booze”.

There is an icon known as “The Festivus Pole”. It must be in the form of a microphone stand. It should be tall, golden, long and skinny. The microphone must be broken by the end of Festivus, during intoxicated karaoke sessions.

In the beginning there was Festivus One. It was held in Brisbane in February 2003 and, behold, it was very good. The second Festivus was held in December 2003 in Adelaide and there was light.

And on the seventh day of each Festivus sanctuary will be given to those who have gone without sleep and without walking in a straight line. And he shall rest on the seventh day from all his sauce which he has hacked.

Finally, each day you pass in between each Festivus must be spent spreading forth the good word of Festivus and the adventures that were had.
"A Festivus, For the Rest of Us!" - Frank Costanza
by Alex December 22, 2003
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fagtivist

An extremely try-hard activist usually male, who's main concern isn't really about whatever their fighting for but rather trying to hook up with the hot girls involved as well. The thing is they do usually know what's going on with whatever cause their fighting for and are extremely knowledgable but it is all an impressive act that usually gets them laid.
James: Dude, did you hear about what Tim did last night?!

Dude: No bro I didn't what happened?

James: Apparently he had a threesome with these chicks who were involved in the activist rally!

Dude: Wow, Tim is such a fagtivist but the thing is that it actually works, I might actually try that!

James: Me too Dude!
by 8=====D--------;^] December 12, 2013
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Factivist

An adolescent or unthinking adult activist who parrots whatever Organizing For America has ordered them to think, in an effort to spread misinformation and disinformation on behalf of the State.

It generally results in awkward isolation for the factivist, as they proceed to drive their friends and family away from them at parties and holidays.
As a factivist, It's my job to keep reminding my Republican Uncle that if they like their healthcare plan, they can keep their healthcare plan. Period.
by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014
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festivus

a night of male bonding where everyone chills and gets wasted and pukes all over the house
Ian: Dude Matt M. you missed Festivus XV last weekend!
Matt M.: Ya dude I'm so pissed
Ian: Dude Matt E. totally threw up all over the bathroom and Emilio wanted some more blue stuff
Matt M.: Fuck dude I wish I was threw.
by Cockadoodledoo2 April 8, 2009
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festivus

when one gathers with a friend and two other friends from ones beach house to smoke lots of marijuana, reminisce, then go to a light show
"Hey emilio what's today?"
"Margarita, its fucking FESTIVUS!"
by festivusaholic December 29, 2008
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