Ferreting

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other
A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.
by Dr Blitzbeine November 07, 2010
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ferreting

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.
ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down
by ferreter September 04, 2011
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Ferret

A lost golf ball. Named after Clive "The Ferret" Ferris, the famous Melbage Cup Golfer.
Cripes, I've hit that one well out of bounds... mark it down as a Ferret.
by Matey October 30, 2003
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Ferret

Ferret: a pedophile, a person who doesn’t deserve to be called a person, deserves a life sentence for their ferretphilia
Guy1: hey bro people say the elementary pe teacher is a ferret
Guy2: i hope not man i dont feel safe with my kids in his class anymore
by Localboi808 September 26, 2020
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Ferret

"this cat sure looks like a noodle to me"
"!yeah, cuz it's a ferret"
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Ferreting

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope
Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.
by colonelburnell May 23, 2010
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The Ferret

The act of sticking your penis in a sock (of any style) and performing intercourse.
I just gave that bitch "The Ferret", and now everytime I grab her hair I get fuckin' shocked!
by the ferret creator December 08, 2011
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