forking

the act of spooning, just with more penetration

i don't like all of spooning, but forking is awesome.

by echo specter May 3, 2011

frekingspect

adjectival noun - A feeling of awesome admiration for someone or something.

verb - To admire someone or something deeply.

verb - To demand respect when it is duly deserved.

1) I frekingspect polar bears!

2) Ya feel frekingspected?

3) Show some frekinspect to yo mama!

by hiverne November 11, 2006

Forking

The process of sticking large salad/decorational forks in people's yards in the middle of the night (an upgrade of toilet papering). Usually accompanied by spray painting their lawns a variety of colors.

I would have gone out to the party with you, but I was forking that jackasses yard last night.

by EricaJayne September 3, 2007

ferbing

Sitting lazily on a couch while wearing little to no clothing, watching retarded videos on Youtube, and yozzing.

I walked into the room, after making sexy time, to a creature ferbing on my couch.

by Saucy Schween September 21, 2016

Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.

1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.

by fork90210 October 2, 2009

Ferdingo

Feces and/or the act of defecation.

He took a mighty ferdingo in a bag, put it on my porch and set it on fire.

by Alan Dick April 5, 2004

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008