Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.
Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.
by torontonium August 7, 2019
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That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.
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The term "feral" is usually used to refer to a domesticated animal which has returned to the wild. The term jundi is arabic for soldier. Put them together, and you have feral jundi. 1. A soldier that is no longer bound by their former occupation or contract. 2. A guard that has wandered away from their post. 3. A soldier that speaks their mind, without worry of consequence.
Hey Bob, check it out. It looks like another feral jundi has decided to leave his post again. (Iraq guard duty)
by Head Jundi April 4, 2008
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This word is a combination of FERGIE and DELICIOUS.
Fergalicious is an adjective to describe Fergie of the B.E.Ps, this describes how sexy she is, and has similar connotations and implied meaning as My Humps.
This word is a combination of FERGIE and DELICIOUS.
Fergalicious is an adjective to describe Fergie of the B.E.Ps, this describes how sexy she is, and has similar connotations and implied meaning as My Humps.
by Mr Merge October 17, 2006
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Anyone who regards any and all traffic instructions such as red lights or stop signs as loose guidelines instead of hard and fast rules should be considered a feralist.
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Get the Feralswan mug.pronounced, fuh-raal. Closely related to the word feral. A word used to described expensive, yet torn and/or ripped clothing.
I ripped my old jeans so i went into Deisel and bought a new pair. Thing is the shop only stocked feraal jeans so they were ripped just as bad as the old pair.
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