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x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
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Quit fingering your feldpouch and get over here.
Kid: How was I made?
Mom: Your daddy loved me a lot so he stuck it in my feldpouch.
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I'm Peter Feldersnatch. This is my brother Howie Feldersnatch. This is my cousin Big Dick Feldersnatch.
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Get the peter feldersnatch mug.A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.
"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
by V_T June 2, 2008
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This is named after Barbara Feldon's character on the TV show "Get Smart." She was known only as "Ninty-Nine."
This is named after Barbara Feldon's character on the TV show "Get Smart." She was known only as "Ninty-Nine."
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