Flindingo

While a male homosapien is receiving fellatio, just before the penis is ready to ejaculate the male then pulls himself out of the mouth. Upon retraction, the male then ejaculates upon the females face and with the last drop of semen smacks it across her face in an elaborate fashion while screaming "flindingo!"

Ohh yeah baby, ohh yeah, oh man im gonna cum! im gonna! AHHHHHHHH FLINNDDINGGOOOOOOO!!!

by Evan and Jesse April 8, 2005

fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

IG User Findingyourchill

Some gay ass nigga who be hittin tha blue tip (kinda swag tho)

"yo jake is such a 'IG User Findingyourchill"

by ig user mw3decent February 21, 2019

finding nemo

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites

deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO

by deluxe vajatajay October 21, 2009

Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Finding Nemo

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007

fiending

Feeling very desperate for a drug, like you'll do anything to get it.

Yo Chico man, I am FIENDING for some acid.

by Droopy March 25, 2004