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Troll Fetus

A troll Fetus is an absolute abomination of a creation. It can be a person, place, or thing

It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!

Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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fetus deletus

the wizarding world's preferred way of abortion
"Harry, about last night.... i'm pregnant"
"fetus deletus"
by PobodyisNerfect July 10, 2014
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Festus

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
by Princekodaf February 7, 2019
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Jar of Aborted Fetuses

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.
Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019
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Fire fetus

This is a military troop who has an inappropriate, severe anxiety reaction under fire and goes into a fetal position!
Digby get more ammo, sorry sarge, he is a fire fetus again!
by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021
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Ash foetus

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!
Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!
by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019
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Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.

I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.
A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.

Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.
by The Pizza Delivery Girl January 28, 2013
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