fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

Fedork

A noun meaning a person who is wearing or often wears a fedora.

oh my god, look at that fedork. I bet he's looking at a meme on his phone right now.

by eko gkl November 4, 2013

fedora fic

A piece of literature that involves Frank Gioia, also known as Crankthatfrank, Patrick Stump, and the infamous fedora.

Person A: Have you heard of the Fedora Fic?
Person B: Stop talking right now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

FEDON

A person of wealth who possesses a plethora of immense skills and has luck on his side at all times as well. This can make it hard for them to make important decisions at times, but at the end of they day they always seem to have the power to go back and change it. Will accomplish anything he desires in life, and is not often admired by those closest to him but well respected.

Stop being a Fedon.

by motorboatingboobies May 23, 2019

Fedor

Fedor Emelianenko, a Russian heavyweight MMA champion, AKA The Last Emperor. Fedor has a 29-1 fighting record and his only loss was to Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via a severe cut above Fedor's right eye resulting in a TKO. Fedor is the most well-rounded fighter in MMA and I seriously doubt he will be defeated any time soon.

Fedor is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Fedor.

by scuzzlebutt4 March 29, 2009

K-Feditis

k-feditis, not to be confused with thugitis,is a condition that could plague males in the youthful, useless, mooching stages of their lives. Symptoms include a bad, slurred speech pattern, "thug"-ish clothing that fails to fit the average human body, hair that is disheveled, k-mart highlighted and oddly resembles the texture of pubic hair, a tan straight out of a bottle, a gold-digging edge, and the need to establish a rapping career based off of an imaginary slang word that would, in said diseased person's mind, signify an ass-shaking hit. Many diagnosed with K-feditis start their lives with useless careers, such as back up dancers, or mooching off of their parents. K-feditis can be easily cured with a lobotomy and a shower. It can also affect men of many cultures, but has shown to be particularly common with men of confused cultural identity.

"That boy has severe K-Feditis of the face, he can't stop flinching or saying "popozao"."

"T's K-Feditis is severe, his pants are almost around his ankles and his hair is getting kind of crispy."

"Why'd she marry that K-Feditisite? He's totally out to use her money to launch his rap career."

by Prudence Savvy August 13, 2006

fedorable

Fabrics that chafe the inner thigh and lower buttock.

Doris switched over to thongs, because there was none of the danger she usually faced with more fedorable materials, and it caused all the gentlemen at the senior buffet to give her a second look.

by McCains depends February 17, 2008