Steven: "Yo, did you hear about the Newburgh Febreze drinker?"
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."
by d0ugd1mmad0m3 October 05, 2020
by dogeminer1000000 May 14, 2020
Someone who is bangable if you douse them with Febreze first because the smell of tobacco is overwhelming.
by Butta September 06, 2006
"Yeah I was going to my girls house but if I wanted her to give me a blow job, she said I had to have febreze balls"
by Baydbetch April 25, 2016
When you and the boys are so fresh that you're made of purified water, alcohol, cyclodextrin, modified polydimethicone, hydrogenated castor oil, alkanolamine, citric acid, quaternary ammonium chloride, benzisothiazolinone and various fragrances that soothe both nostrils so exquisitely that Mother Nature herself would be envious of the action going on there.
Person 1: "Did you see the Febreze Boys over there?"
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."
by Front Desk Sqwaad July 26, 2019
When an odor is so dearly strong/odiferous it is beyond amelioration from an odor eliminating product. Also known as "Beyond Oust".
- guy walks into friend's apartment after a night of intense partying-
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze
by Fizzle1234561 December 20, 2009
When you get a new bottle of Febreze and you press the handle and nothing comes out. You then turn the bottle around, see that it’s in lock position and turn it to open unleashing all the built up Febreze in your face.
by Chet_sandwich May 02, 2024