feastiality

The process of having sexual relations with food

John loved to look at feastiality porn.

by Z-man lives August 15, 2010

Feastiality

The sexual encounter with any food items. Most Commonly Hot Pockets

Pr0t: Im gonna cook a Hotpocket
Pr0t: Then %$#@ It.

Bob: Pr0t is into Feastiality Guys!

by Visievion October 3, 2009

Western Fasian

A person from western culture obsessed with asian culture due to kpop/anime/martial arts. Unlike people who are just obsessed, they usually learn the foreign language/immerse themselves in the culture. They often play ping pong, or other sports that are predominantly played in Asia. They also tend to leave their current value system because they are convinced/want immersion to the point where they need to fully integrate.

It is a high level of devotion, and exceeds an obsession. It is no longer considered obsessed, but rather, they have become true fake asians.

Bob: I heard you're brother won a mahjong competition.

Mike: Yeah, he's such a western fasian.

by truefish12 January 27, 2021

Flasian

An Asian who is flamingly gay.

"That guy is so funny."
"Of course he is, he is a flasian."

by MattyBGood November 3, 2006

feastiality

When you enjoy your meal so much, you have sex with the leftovers.

Thanksgiving was executed to such perfection that we all participated in a feastiality session afterwards.

by redderrider September 22, 2016

Fasian

A word used to describe a place or company (usually a restaurant) that represents itself as promoting a certain specific Asian culture (usually an East Asian culture — Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc.) but actually just combines all of them

Taylor: Oh man, I''m craving Chinese food tonight. How about China Garden?

Bailey: Sure thing, but do you mean actual Chinese or fasian?

Taylor: Fasian?

Bailey: Yeah, China Garden is straight up fasian. They say they're Chinese, but they offer stuff like Udon, Krab Ragoon, Vermicelli, and Kimchi.

Taylor: Oh yeah, I'm down for fasian all the way— I want that good Hibachi fried rice special!

by pcsforthosebamfs June 8, 2017

Fasian

An attractive person of Asian origin. A fit-asian.

Dude, check out that Indian girl, hot!
Yep, she's definitely a Fasian!

by ReemDude June 9, 2011