Faqtard

A well educated person who cant help themselves from doing the most stupid shit. on the brink of pure retardation.

A person who despite there best effort just cant get it right.

A complete dumb ass.

1) hay faqtard all that education and you still fucked it up!
2) i cant believe he did that what a faqtard.
3) hay faqtard get out of the middle of the road!
4) hay faqtard hang the cell phone up and drive!

by TinMan-DDM June 30, 2009

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

Fagtard

When someone is a faggot and retard at the same time

Friend one: I fucked ur mom
Friend two: stfu fagtard

by Bonjouritsolive June 20, 2019

fagtard

a fagtard is a faggot retard

that man is a real fagtard

by joshclark756 October 7, 2021

Facebook Fantard

When you post a question on a celeb's Facebook fan page and actually expect them to reply.

Example of a Facebook Fantard:

Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?

A:

by surf fantard December 10, 2012

fagtard

Like a douche bag... someone who acts without thinking like a retard but is also a fag. Fag can be either slang or it can refer to a homosexual person. When it is slang it is a lot like douche bag because it refers to someone you dont like.

Fabec is such a freakin fagtard!

by Andy and Dan July 23, 2007

Fastard

Short for "Fucking Bastard"

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.

by Perennialartist January 15, 2006