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Por favor

Please in spanish, except integrated into the English language
by Bgall1134 June 14, 2016
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party favors

I'm a tall, buff SWM, 8" long, looking for hot teen pussy. I have party favors.
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
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Returning the Favor

The act of performing filatio in return for the opposite member giving cunnalingus, or vise versa
'And she didn't even return the favor? what a bitch!'

'Her BJ was so good, i had to return the favor... even though she tasted like tuna'
by DespairChild July 6, 2004
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Jewish favor

To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.

The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.
"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1

Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.
by Rabbi Joe May 23, 2015
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return the favor

When one person in a couple provides oral sex (or any other sexual favor) for the other repeatedly, and wants the other person to do the same to him/her.
Kate: "I always give you oral sex, why don't you return the favor?"
John: "Okay, I will"
by yyts2 September 10, 2009
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Josh Favor

A small but inconvenient request, which you feel obligated to fulfill despite any valid reasoning.
Josh says, "Hey quick favor!" You say, "Oh a Josh favor, o.k." <give him the look and do the favor>

Tid- Bit: Josh is great at making you feel bad!!
by Espixyz December 11, 2010
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favor system

1)System where, instead of money, favors are exchanged

2) A pay it forward type system
Jon forgot his wallet when Steve and Jon went to the bar. When Jon offered to pay Steve back Steve said,"Don't worry about it man- we'll keep it on the favor system. I need help moving next week anyway."
by man,ormonkey? August 7, 2010
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