Por favor

Please in spanish, except integrated into the English language

Pass the salt por favor

by Bgall1134 June 14, 2016

party favors

drugs in general

I'm a tall, buff SWM, 8" long, looking for hot teen pussy. I have party favors.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Returning the Favor

The act of performing filatio in return for the opposite member giving cunnalingus, or vise versa

'And she didn't even return the favor? what a bitch!'

'Her BJ was so good, i had to return the favor... even though she tasted like tuna'

by DespairChild July 6, 2004

Jewish favor

To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.

The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.

"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1

Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.

by Rabbi Joe May 23, 2015

return the favor

When one person in a couple provides oral sex (or any other sexual favor) for the other repeatedly, and wants the other person to do the same to him/her.

Kate: "I always give you oral sex, why don't you return the favor?"
John: "Okay, I will"

by yyts2 September 10, 2009

favor system

1)System where, instead of money, favors are exchanged

2) A pay it forward type system

Jon forgot his wallet when Steve and Jon went to the bar. When Jon offered to pay Steve back Steve said,"Don't worry about it man- we'll keep it on the favor system. I need help moving next week anyway."

by man,ormonkey? August 7, 2010

lazy favor

An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.

"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"

by C Danger January 2, 2009