fauxtomation

Invisible labor that makes a service seem automated. Contraction of faux and automation.

Every night, he did his round, collecting shared bikes from the outskirts of the city and returning them to the drop-off places, like a fauxtomation.

by laptopleon April 17, 2022

Frutopia

A red fruity beverage that no black man can resist drinking when any other option of soft drinks are also available.

I'll take a number four with a frutopia.

by xxdarksliderxx September 6, 2005

fauxtograph

Any picture in an online profile that makes fugly people look hotter. (AKA the "Myspace angle")

Guy 1: Yo, Jessica's Myspace picture makes her look hot.
Guy 2: The dumpy girl?
Guy 1: Yeah - total fauxtograph.

Girl 1: You see Jon's facebook profile?
Girl 2: Yeah - he's way hairy in real life, and fat as f*!~.
Girl 1: I know - TOTAL fauxtograph.

by rcalley February 21, 2008

fauxtography

one who takes pictures with camera phone of pictures already taken either on the computer or one that is printed. because they arent talented or have anything to take pictures of.

bob- i live in the middle of the boonies and theres nothing beautiful for me to take pictures of, but i want to be an aspiring photographer. im just gonna google pics of photography and say i did it.

rob- thats not photography, thats fauxtography

by theeeoldwiseonee April 28, 2011

Fauxtography

The use of Photoshop or other means of digital image manipulation to remove or cover-up element of a photograph.

Most commoly found in advertising and beauty magazines, especially images of women, to remove supposed flaws and imperfections by turning them into smooth-skinned, 'prefect' beings.

Can be used on any other subject matter to imply and deceive rather than being used for artistic purposes.

A single image may be referred to as a 'fauxtograph' or 'fauxto' and could depict flying saucers, ghosts or the head of a famous celebrity on a naked body.

1. 'Look at her skin! Typical fauxtography going on there'

2. 'They said they definately met insert celebrity, but turns out is was just a very convincing fauxtograph.

3. 'Dude, thats not really insert celebrity, its just a fauxto.'

by Pipeskinn June 12, 2009

Fruitopia

A shitty fruit drink that you drink to get poisoned

He drank Fruitopia the other day and got drunk.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2017

fruitopia

A travesty or perversion of utopia (fruit(def. 4) + utopia). An ideal society corrupted to the point of mocking self-parody. Not necessarily a dystopia, but far removed from paradise.

John Galt's dream of corporations free of government oversight is just an excuse for a parasitic-capitalism fruitopia.

by Nunuv Yabizness December 15, 2012