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fauxlo

We went to Wal-Mart to buy couple polos, but ended up buying 12 fauxlos for $34.27
by teirgas March 18, 2008
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fauxllower

Someone who follows folks on Twitter because all the cool kids are, often without knowing anything of the person they're following.
Someone who follows folks based the strength of avatars alone.
He liked her avatar and had seen it on some of his mates pages, but the fauxllower didn't realize she was a bot and was more concerned about his credit card than his conversation.
by twalve October 21, 2009
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Fauxlatio

(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1

"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."

Example 2:

"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,

"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 2, 2010
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Fauxlarious

Adjective. 1. The act of trying to be extremely funny, but really isn't at all. 2. Being terribly unfunny when trying to be comical.
1. Jack's date thought he was fauxlarious, because she didn't think any of his jokes were funny.

2. "Date Movie" and "Scary Movie" are fauxlarious.
by juEEls February 12, 2012
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Fauxdolences

False condolences; condolences offered by one swept away by others offering condolences without truly knowing the tragedy; condolences offered in ridicule.
"My condolences on the loss of your cupcake"
"Shut up with your fauxdolences, you ate it!"

"Fauxdolences on your loss of the Peterman account. I understand you fell asleep during the meeting?"
"Yeah, I was up all night Kirlinbooking."
"Tough break, now I get a go at it."
by ericasisland February 18, 2013
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FauxCD

Replacing on the colloquialization of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this word is what the average person experiences over slight irrational nuisances. OCD is a serious diagnosed disorder, while FauxCD is an explanation for everyday quirks.
"Ugh, I hate it when the T.V. volume is at 17, please change it: my FauxCD is killing me"
by Belligerent Typing November 20, 2013
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fauxlice car

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian
when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car
by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014
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