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fauxmophobic

1. n - The intolerance, mostly by gay men, of fauxmosexuals invading their scene.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmosexual)
Bob is so fauxmophobic, he's been teased one too many times by those straight boys dancing to Cher.
by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004
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Fauxbo

Noun:Fauxbo (fobo)
1. a man with whom somebody has a romantic or sexual relationship that is not genuine or real.
2. fake boyfriend

verb:
1. to charm a woman with romantic or sexual tension that is neither genuine nor real.
Examples
1. "Every woman has that perfect man in their mind,for them they walk with a strut, tilt their heads with a laugh and are insationable flirts, that perfect man is her Fauxbo."

2. "Wendy was never happy with her boyfriend because he could never compare to that perfect Fauxbo in her mind."

3. "she flirted with her Fauxbo behind the counter every day when she went into the coffee shop."

4. "She spent hours shopping for a special dress because she knew she was going to see her Fauxbo at her high school reunion."

5. "Those two seem like a couple, is that her boyfriend?, No it's just her Fauxbo."
by Lucy Waters March 1, 2010
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fauxmo

Slang version of fauxmosexual.
Straight men who act, look, and dress if they're gay, in order to appear cool/attractive/interesting to women.
He's not gay, just a fauxmo.
by MJG October 20, 2003
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fauxtophobia

Cynicism brought on by the proliferation of digitally altered photographs. This causes the victim to doubt the authenticity of any impressive picture he / she sees.
The nature pictures Kirk's aunt Deann e-mailed to him were cool, but his fauxtophobia wouldn't subside enough for him to truly appreciate the beauty of the toad with a lion's body.
by Farmee August 16, 2010
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fauxtonomy

Fauxtonomy is the state of being for many college students; they think they are independent, but their parents foot their bills.
by Javier Cabezas March 12, 2009
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fauxlogne

Cologne and/or perfume that is a fake, but labeled as Gucci, YSL, Armani, etc. It is often sold on the streets or at sketchy mall stands.
Indian guy at sketchy stand: Hey! Would you like to buy Clive Christian No 1 for 20 dollars?
Guy walking: That perfume usually costs thousands! You're totally selling fauxlogne
by Kg4eva May 3, 2011
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fauxcoming

fauxcoming (noun) - an outing where one gets ready for a dance, homecoming in particular, by dressing up, taking pictures, eating dinner, and so on. But does not attend the dance, and instead has a WAY better night.
On the night of the high school homecoming dance, the girls dressed up, took pictures, ate dinner, and went bowling all together creating a wonderful fauxcoming.
by Fauxcomer September 11, 2011
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