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Fauxlgers 

A shitty store-brand knockoff of Folgers coffee.
Brian: Hey, get any good coffee?

Meg: No, I went to Pick'n'Save for some own-brand Fauxlgers. It sucks at least as much as Folgers but was slightly cheaper.

Brian: Jesus! Next time get some real coffee, and preferably from a store that doesn't suck so much.

Meg: 10-4. I have a headache now.

Brian: No shit.
Fauxlgers by dirtyragamuffin April 13, 2014
Related Words

Fauxlonial

adj. - used to describe any single family, free standing house built AFTER colonial times in the United States, but still having atavistic design characteristics of actual colonial houses. Somehow this style represents about 80% of current housing stock, thus representing a stagnation in architectural design for the last 232 years.
I'm so sick of looking at fauxlonial crap. I would much rather live in a modern house.

Australia is leading the world in residential design because they are not burdened with propagating fauxlomialism,
Fauxlonial by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz December 22, 2008

fauxtogenic

Someone who looks better in pictures
Rachelle is so fauxtogenic. She looked good in pictures, but when I saw her in person I didn't even recognize her.
fauxtogenic by BeachHouse October 29, 2010

Fauxlonial

Contemporary architecture which mimics American Colonial architecture.
From the French, faux, meaning false.
Alexandria, VA. has an abundance of fauxlonial architecture, as well as some truly historic buildings

fauxbone 

noun; a boner-like bulge which occurs while wearing jeans or other pants.
man, i have such a fauxbone right now.
fauxbone by mitchell perrin June 20, 2008
He said he was sorry, but it was just a fauxlogy so he could do what he wanted. I hate it when people fauxlogize.
fauxlogy by Jon Cham September 11, 2019