faux bro

A "bro" who really isn't a "bro" after all. Deep down they're actually nice guys with good qualities.

Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.

by Jennifrog June 27, 2013

fauxbo

-someone posing as a hobo for a project, "learning experience" or to prove a point

-trying to play the role of a hobo, but failing

-ridding oneself of shelter, clean clothes and food....but keeping the laptop for blogging purposes

-panhandling via Twitter, Facebook, Myspace or any other social networking site on the interwebs

Don't give that fauxbo your money, he's just gonna waste it on Starbucks

by Mistah F February 4, 2010

Fauxbonacci Sequence

A Fibonacci Sequence gone terribly awry at some point.

0,1,1,2,3,5,7,12- it's a Fauxbonacci Sequence!

by glacial23 November 5, 2010

fauxBrizio

Boy that runs around trying to look like one of the Strokes.

Did you see that fauxBrizio over there with his red t-shirt and dirty hair? He wants us to buy his band's CD!

by Becks November 11, 2003

fauxbo

A person who lives next to the tracks but never rides the train. Usually an artist in suburbia, the fauxbo spends large amounts of time in freight yards tagging trains and flattening pennies. A fauxbo lives in a warehouse, dresses like a conductor and is frequently holding an open container. The first fauxbos came from Trampa Florida and were an art collective that squatted at Rat Soap.

He ain't beat, that fauxbo.

by botti May 11, 2006

fauxrotic

Something which at first seems of a pornographic and sensuous quality, only to realize that by some illusion - Photoshop or otherwise - it is in fact a gross picture that is only graphic in a disgusting way.

Hansen: I wonder what's so weird and NSFW about this PS3 ad starring who seems like Christiano Ronaldo **scrolls** ok...a naked man **scrolls**...with his...THUMB as his dick, between his legs WTF
Bob: That shit will turn no one on, it is fauxrotic, let's go play Halo 3

by Mazi A May 15, 2008

fauxbo

A trustfunder who pretends he/she is poor by taking on what he/she perceives as downmarket accoutrements, lingo, etc. Goes beyond "slumming it," as the appearance/manner/speech matches the environment in which the "slumming" plays out. In extreme cases, may manifest itself as a street musician playing for change, a runaway sleeping in doorways, or Muffy the stripper.

Usually a phase in which apathetic and/or nihilistic rich kids indulge themselves until Daddy or Mummy snaps them out of it with a threat to disinherit/cut off funds.

She's more like from Bedford Hills than BedStuy. The girl's a fauxbo!

by wordhackkee April 24, 2009