faucet knob

A blumpkin with a twisting motion.

She was giving me a faucet knob while talking dirty about ghost ass.

by Lzcs October 20, 2019

faucet tits

when the breast milk from your tits are leaking after having a baby

damn babe my faucet tits are bad this week

by supersoph420 May 14, 2021

Faucet Juice

Normal everyday tap water from the kitchen sink.

Man it's hot as hell outside. Yall want some faucet juice?

by Bored796 June 30, 2022

Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…

Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?

by The Duderbeero August 2, 2024

Faucet Cheese

"Faucet cheese" is a term used to describe cheese dispensers designed to dispense liquid cheese. These dispensers typically feature a faucet-like mechanism that allows users to easily pour or drizzle liquid cheese onto their desired food items. This term is commonly employed in casual conversations or within the context of snack bars, concession stands, or venues where such dispensers are used to enhance the flavor of various dishes like nachos, hot dogs, or pretzels. The term playfully combines the concept of a faucet, a device for controlling the flow of liquid, with the cheesy nature of the substance being dispensed.

At the snack bar, Tim exclaimed, "I feel like a cheese artist with this faucet cheese! Move over, Picasso, I'm about to create a masterpiece on these nachos!"

by Irocz187 January 12, 2024

Hit the Faucet

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.

Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.

by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010

Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015