fatback

A term of utmost hatred used to define someone with a weight problem; this term should not be used in reference to someone who could kick your ass, only in situations where the fatass is totally immobile or just a pussy.

Hateful Person: Put those Cheetos down you fucking fatback
Fatback: Dude, I'd hit you if I could get up off this bed.
Hateful Person: Yeah, you're fuckin-a right you grotesque fatback mother-fucker.

by Raagers October 18, 2004

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

fattack

aggressive behavior from a person who is grossly or morbidly overweight, i.e. fat

Dude, leave that chick alone or you might get fattacked.

by fringeling June 6, 2009

fatback mountain

A former hangout in Northeastern PA across from Camp Cockblock where good times and all around shinannigans took place.

Let's go over to Fatback mountain and wake up Fatback.

by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010

fatacous

The act of being extremely huge. Bigger than fat but smaller than obessous.

John: Wow that girl was so fatacous that when she rolled down the hill she didn't stop at the end but went right through the earth and kept falling piercing her way to the other side of the world!
Jim: Wow sounds like a fat ol' bitty!

by Razeeky November 1, 2011

fatachino

When a car load of obese women go through the drive thru at Starbucks and order $40 worth of food and Frappacinos. The beverages are called fatachinos.

I came through the Starbucks drive thru on my way to work but there were a car full of cunts getting fatachino in front of me. This is taking forever.

by SargentRocks December 4, 2016

Flatpack

A sixpack that has slowly disappeared due to less exercise caused by adulthood responsibilities.

High school athletes are highly susceptible to this once they enter their undergraduate year of college, trying to find time to study and workout. Ultimately, the student who chooses to study over working out develops a flatpack.

Dude I used to have a killer sixpack, but I'm stuck with a flatpack now that I have to adult.

by Lercules November 2, 2017