web-fatuation

Immediate, low-grade infatuation with a person whom one has only encountered on the web. The most common causes of web-fatuation are seeing a friend of a friend on a social website, such as facebook, and being instantly smitten, without knowing any real information about that person's real life identity. If you have spent more than 2 minutes perusing a friend of a friend on social media...you may be suffering from a web-fatuation.

She means nothing to me honey,it was strictly a web-fatuation! We never even "friended" each other!

by scribblerjeff December 31, 2011

Facecation

When someone takes a break from facial grooming (i.e. shaving).

"I decided not to shave today. I'm taking a facecation."

by McMac777 April 22, 2010

zen fatuation

Zen-fatuation:

Zen: form of Buddhism: a major school of Buddhism originating in 12th century China that emphasizes enlightenment through meditation and insight

Infatuation: thoughtless passion: a great, often temporary, and irrational passion for somebody or something

enlightenment…plus irrational passion; intense emotion…love, joy, hate, or anger…

Enlightenment though irrational intense emotion.

Her state of zen fatuation allowed her to be at one with the zen chicken.

by Zen Hippie August 17, 2007

Fitzcation

When a person goes on a vation and has no idea when he or she will return.

"Has anyone seen Tom lately?"

"No. He's on another fitzcation."

by MottsBalls January 12, 2010

faircation

Etymology: blend of fair and vacation
a vacation spent at the county fair

We are going to have a World of Fun at the El Dorado County Faircation.

by suz56 February 15, 2010

Fakecation

Tagging along with your spouse on a business trip so you can just get away from home. It is especially a "fakecation" if it's a roadtrip to a location you wouldn't visit otherwise.

My husband, Dan, has to drive to Akron for work. I think I'll go with him so I can get away and have a "fakecation".

by JayceeYvonne April 12, 2010

Fakecation

N: Driving two counties over to stay in a motel 6. Then cruising the back roads home.

I went on a fakecation to the motel 6 about an hour away this weekend. It took me three hours to get home on the back roads.

by JussieB July 6, 2011