Yo look at that fatmerican familiy over there! How are they ever able to have sex with those huge parts of fats covering all genitals
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A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
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Actually, we do subsidize vegetables like corn, but then it just gets turned into fattie feed anyway.
by fattiefeeder April 2, 2008
Get the fattie feed mug.(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.
Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."
Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"
Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."
Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"
Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."
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John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"
Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"
John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"
Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"
Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"
John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"
Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"
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