verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.

Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."

by yeah April 13, 2003

fasturbating

Like fasting, but with masturbation. Going an extended period of time without masturbating.

I've been fasturbating for over a month. I have some serious blue balls.

by johnhandoncock69420 October 17, 2015

Fapsturbating

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

masterbating

(verb/Adv.) to bat masterfully during either a cricket or a baseball game.

Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .

by mambassenpai November 12, 2014

Fasturbating

v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.

Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."

Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."

by juliocoolio December 20, 2008

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

gasterbating

(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station.
To gasterbate.

Glory: Mhhh; Kegan you smell awsome!
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.

by Kegan Van Der Woodsen November 14, 2007