savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

good old-fashioned buttsex

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!

Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

by DudeManBro January 22, 2015

FashionReps

A subreddit that specializes in 1:1 replicas of fashion items, designer pieces, sneakers, and more.

Yo, I just copped the Yeezys off FashionReps! I’m boutta get the 1:1 succ!

by benpearce55 February 1, 2019

Fashion Pants

Pants that, from a distance, may appear to be slacks, but are really jeans or chinos.

"Hey Joseph, nice slacks."

"No, he's not wearing slacks. Those are fashion pants."

"How can you tell?"

"There are no pleats or lines down the middle. The material is also not as nice. Fashion pants are much more casual."

"What's the difference? Those pants look nice too."

by Fashionpants August 12, 2012

Fashionnova

An increasingly annoying nuisance plagueing instagram with constant videos of blatant false advertising and dreadful acting .

Fashionnova should always be reported as spam.

by Imthatguy912 January 31, 2018

Fashionably Late

The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.

She arrived at the party fashionably late.

by Anna October 8, 2003

fashionxcore

A rapidly growing altertanitive teen subculture, spawning from both hardcore and emo. They tend to care way more about the fashion then the actual music, ussually always re-dying thier enormous chunk of combed over hair, or cutting off the tips of gloves and taking pictures of them obssessively for online personals,(ie myspace, xanga, LJ). Many are rich suburban kids, newly introduced into the rock scene, and tend to add thier own teenie bopper style.

Many try to hug the style of straight edgers, despite thier lack of knowledge of what it is. Online they tend to add X's in everything they type or write. Thier ussually very femine, and highly into fashion.

"Hey man, you wanna go hang out at the mall and pick up the new Atreyu album?"

kid: dood why are you such a fashionxcore
fashionxcore: *flips combover* im not silly.

by cam77 January 13, 2006