Dartmouth Surprise 

while sitting and receiving oral sex you think your farting in your partners face but it comes out as poop

andy gave his wife a dartmouth surprise

Dartmouth Surprise by seymour18-1 April 1, 2008

Footmouth

When someone;enigma;etc. says something ridiculous and then regrets it. You can accuse them of being a 'footmouth'.

"Yo bro, why you gotta' be such a footmouth all the time?!"
"Man, sorry, just do that hustlin' all the time..."
...
"Footmouth..."

Footmouth by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Falmouth Funeral 

When you perform a sexual act with a lady on her death bed where you ejaculate at the same time as the elderly lady takes her last breath.

Friend #1: "Mate, I heard the news. Sorry about your Nan."

Friend #2: "It's alright mate. She went out the way she wanted. I gave her a Falmouth Funeral."

Falmouth Funeral by GrimeusPyneus November 1, 2018

fistmouth 

a female who is attacking one male via sucking with the mouth and/or tongue and using such force equivalent to that of a weapon. on the following day the aforementioned man attacked will find bruises, and in serious cases, scrapes around the area of attack that one might mistake for a punch in the neck.

had that waitress from Denny's over last night. she was a real fistmouth.

fistmouth by fistmouthslayer March 23, 2010

dartmouth 

A town in Canada's Eastern province of Nova Scotia with a population of around 75,000. Mostly known as the birthplace of hockey in the mid 1800s, first gained recognition world wide as the source of Starr Manufacturing, who made the world's first Mass produced Ice skates. Now mainly a residential and Industrial community, and has been amalgamated as part of greater Halifax. Has a sizeable noth-end hoodlum/gangster district. Also known as the "Darkside" by Haligonians, coined from the lack of nightime activity.

I live in Dartmouth, and it sucks here.

dartmouth by mike1979 May 22, 2005

Fatmotherfucker!

What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.

You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.

Haw-Haw
Smell ya later

Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"

Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......

Fatmotherfucker! by Stewart Larkin July 2, 2007

South Dartmouth, Ma 

South Dartmouth, Ma is a New England seaside preppy town located in south eastern Massachusetts. Located in South Dartmouth is Padanaram Village, Salters Point, Round Hill, Mishuam Point, and Nonquitt. Mishuam, Nonquitt, Salters, and Round Hill are communities consisting of mostly people who summer their. Padanaram also has many summer resident's and people who live their year round. Located in Padanaram is Cecily's Cafe, The Black Bass restaurant, many small stores, South Warf (Concordia), and the New Bedford Yacht Club (NBYC). The New Bedford Yacht club was established in 1877. It has had three member who have defended the America's Cup, and the junior sailing programs is one of the top ones in New England have won many awards through it's history. It is also home to Concordia, maker of the world famous Concordia Yawl. Many of the Kids in the town have gone to Friend's Academy which is a small quaker school located in North Dartmouth, Ma and from their off to their respected boarding schools. It is known also as the town to move to after you have got sick of living in Newport, Rhode Island.

A. Where are you summering this year?
B. I am going to my families summer Home in South Dartmouth, Ma.

South Dartmouth, Ma by Sailorrrr September 27, 2009