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Fartle

To fart so loudly and unexpectedly that you startle someone
After eating a big burrito for dinner, I fartled myself awake at 2 a.m.
by Dusty Lowquarters March 13, 2010
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fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.
My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.
by zeroagent January 29, 2005
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Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014
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Fartle

Usually used by the sleep mate, when a sleeping person farts so loud that it causes them to toss and turn or mumble uninteligibly
I was laying in bed unable to sleep when my husband fartled and almost woke himself up.
by Sleezy G January 21, 2006
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fartlet

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.
Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?
by ysabug May 14, 2011
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Fartlestick

An object of disappointment or frustation
Oh Fartlestick, not again!
by Queenesta November 13, 2014
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Fartled

When you fart in your sleep, jolt as a result and then roll over.
One time kraz farted in his sleep then jolted and rolled over. The tacos really got to him and he fartled himself.
by Moseefus July 1, 2018
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