falternative

Something dat you do instead of clumsily screwing up.

Carrying objects in a backpack is a good falternative to awkwardly lugging them in your arms, where you might stumble and drop said cargo.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

Farterfly

When you have a towel wrapped around your waist, fart and then wave the towel ends like the ends of a Butterfly.

*me with a towel wrapped around my waist*
*farts*
Her: Don't you Farterfly me!!!
Me: Flaps towel ends around

by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022

farternity

An all-male college group of crude-minded baked-beans-lovin' studs --- I mean, I mean --- students!

My bluff jovial UCLA chum invited me to an uproarious backyard-barbecue party with his fellow farternity members --- both da food and da raucous companionship were fine, but my ears were ringing and my sinuses were burning by da time I left!

by QuacksO August 20, 2022

fartnals weiner

a play on the phrase "finals week" but if it was funny and didn't suck balls

"hey bro have you started studying for finals week"
"more like fartnals weiner fuck school I don't care"

by whalesharkluver April 30, 2024

pooisville fartinals

a term used to express displeasure or anger with a sports team for preforming poorly, usually in relation to the Louisville Cardinals. Originated in 2016 when two people held up a sign saying "Louisville Cardinals? more like Pooisville Fartinals" at the Louisville Cardinals vs Clemson Use of the term increased largely in 2021 and 2022 and became a small meme on Instagram as well as Twitter.

Louisville Cardinals? More like Pooisville Fartinals!

by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022