fart

An escapee! A noxious gas from the ass! An unpleasent flow of air from the derriere! A great way to have the ultimate friendship for life as once you fart in front of that special someone....the exchange and frequency, tone and smell of the fart can be mutually enjoyed....Go ahead....fart!!!

Fart....A warning to the brain that shit's on the next train!

by Geraint Lewis November 10, 2008

fart

the battle cry of your shit

fart like Bart

by rektala February 19, 2009

fart

a fart is but a cry of a trapped turd, in the realm of the buttox.

Ex: "I farted. It stinks. I may have to shit soon."

by albert007 July 13, 2007

fart

Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.

Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.

by Enfero October 15, 2006

fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

by stan October 15, 2006

fart

A hissing sound coming from your ass.
I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it

My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.

by Methane October 15, 2006

fart

to fart

As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.

by patrick star May 28, 2003