Fandang

someone who is a fandang is an idiot, or someone who is disliked by one or many people.

e.g Peter is a fandang

by murrster March 24, 2004

Fandanglery

Fandanglery is describes the sound of ballsacks.

Stop all that fandanglery

by Dick Circle February 28, 2005

Fandango Commercial Murder Rage

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.

I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

fandango

Provokative spanish courtship dance for a man and woman

We skipped the light Fandango and turned cartwheels....

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

horseshoe fandango

After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.

Mr Salek: Hey guys, remember Horseshoe Fandango?
Other forumite: Lol! That was so funny!

by Mr Salek June 29, 2006

creamy fandango

when two willing males bust a load into a camals mouth, then the camal spits the load onto the face of a midget in an ostrich costume whilst all participants shout the word "fandango!"

i heard wee man is going to partake in a "creamy fandango" in jack ass 4

by poonjob March 31, 2011