fandangle

To throw around the idea of going to see a movie with someone, only to decide against it.

Dude, I wanted to see Superbad but Jenny just wanted to fandangle me.

by Engie January 11, 2008

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

Fandangle

the one person at ap high school, who dares to start a war of the sticky notes

damn that fandangle, he stuck me about 5 times today

by northwestf October 15, 2007

Fandangling

Making sweet sweet love without full on sexual intercourse needing to be involved

My husband and I love fandangling between the sheets

by Connie&blyde May 22, 2020

Fandangler

A piece of shit dried and stuck in the hair around your ass hole

Female- Gross, you have a fandangler hanging around your asshole! I’m outta here! Wash your ass!!!

Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……

by Dingis McFatnuts April 19, 2024

fandangles

My entire childhood in a bar of ice cream.

Grandma told me to go get the fandangles out of the fridge for dessert.

by Cry_Baby47 July 5, 2020

Fandangle

fan-dan-gle' 1. (verb) a sexual act performed between 2 persons; eg. intercourse.
2. (verb) out of sorts; e.g. "messed up":fandangled
3. (verb) too harm;
4. (noun) Someone/something who is great; e.g. fandangler.

Forms: Fandangled, Fandangler, Fandangling.

1. "You may have been drunk, but I was fandangled."
2. "I may be fandangled but I will fandangle you any day, call me the fandangler."
3. "I fandangled your wife last night."

by Tim Pettes October 11, 2008