fandangle

To throw around the idea of going to see a movie with someone, only to decide against it.

Dude, I wanted to see Superbad but Jenny just wanted to fandangle me.

by Engie January 02, 2008

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

Fandangle

the one person at ap high school, who dares to start a war of the sticky notes

damn that fandangle, he stuck me about 5 times today

by northwestf October 01, 2007

Fandangler

A piece of shit dried and stuck in the hair around your ass hole

Female- Gross, you have a fandangler hanging around your asshole! I’m outta here! Wash your ass!!!

Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……

by Dingis McFatnuts April 19, 2024

fandangle pants

number 17 in the list of funny words. used to break awkward silences.

*awkward silence*

person a: Fandangle pants!

*laughter*

by cheesefreeak March 27, 2009

Fandangle

The art in which to play with the other sex's genitals when performing oral sex.

Yeah that bitch totally fandangled me.


MY FANDANGLERS BROKEN!

by Yeah bitch. January 28, 2009

FANDANGLE

That bit of chewing gum stuck in the back of the vaginas throat.

"OI bitch go wash out that FANDANGLE so I can eat my lunch..."

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021