flard

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

by admon May 6, 2006

falarious

When you start saying funny, and end saying hilarious, you get, falarious.
funny + hilarious = falarious

Kiri came over on saturday and she slipped on a dryer sheet in my laundry room, it was FALARIOUS!

by Megan(: January 23, 2009

fatlard

A person who is fat and lardy. An insult, sort of. Sometiimes a term of endearment.

Person 1: You're such a fatlard....!
Person 2: *runs away crying*

by the fatlards August 22, 2009

flard

a combination of lard and fat

I need to exercise to get rid of this flard.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

skinny-hand-falaris

Spawned by comedy of the early 1950s, a skinny-hand-falaris is double talk for any object which one clearly does not wish to define in any possible manner.

ie: Where is that skinny-hand-falaris? It is over there, hanging on the rosensaw.

by Pete Iannone July 28, 2008

falarfing

the act of farting, laughing and vommiting simultaneously. usually performed in a very drunken state.

dude, robby is sitting there falarfing all over himself.

by shits mcgee October 27, 2005

faladon

a cross between mastadon and phalice, a.k.a. an extremely large dick.

oh my god you've got a faladon!

god your bein a faladon today

by Kerin Eckdalen March 25, 2009