fakebook status

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.

i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.

by yoooollam October 20, 2009

Fakepod

A music player that plays MP3, WMA and similar-type music files and looks suspiciously like an IPod. It may or not have better functionality, but either, unlike any make of IPod, it isn't horrendously costly.

Guy 1: Applefag.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: You have an IPod there, Applefag.
Guy 4: It's not an IPod, it's an, er...Fakepod.
Guy 5: ...Fakepod?
Guy 6: You know, an music player that looks like an IPod but isn't stupidly expensive.
Guy 7: I see... You've opened my eyes at last!

by KrikenKing January 16, 2010

Fakeon

Slang for fake bacon. It is usually made of soy protein. A favorite of vegetarians and those who are watching their weight or cholestorol

Man, this fakeon is really good--I can barely tell the difference!

by Lucius Malloy's Boy May 6, 2011

Fakesonal

Generic message that pretends to be personal, poorly. Mostly sent from companies after having some interaction with them.

What are we going to send users that left us?
- Anything, just not another fakesonal email

by ninjatune November 12, 2018

Fakebook

the true meaning of facebook ! Users can create any type of profile with photos, lists of personal interests, contact information, and other personal information either true or fake .

some nerd wanna be who makes a fakebook profile in order to be cool on the internet so that they can make more fakebook friends.

by facetitious January 10, 2011

Facebook Fakeout

facebook flop

one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.

"Woah--look at Candy, she looks hot"
"No dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout"

by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006

philly fakeout

When a guy is plowin a girl doggystyle, and then pulls it out as he's about to give her the man juice. He proceeds to spit a warm concoction on her back. Thinking his spit was actually his load, she unsuspectingly turns around to recieve a monster load of man goo all over her shocked face.

So I totally hit this chick with a monster philly fakeout, and she dumps me.

by Pstives March 24, 2005