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Fartainius

Marcus: Come smell my fart its amazing.
Mancus: Oh so its Fartainius.
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Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.
Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.
by ShattaA October 13, 2017
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Dodgy facepaint

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face
That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint
by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021
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Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.
She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.
by Facepant March 23, 2024
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