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Faceplant Dance

A SEVERE beatdown, usually involving a trip to the dentist afterwards...
"That bitch fucked with me so much I decided to teach her the faceplant dance"
by Shiva196 February 27, 2012
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Facehaters

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.
Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.
by Ooganden January 25, 2009
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facepalmed

I facepalmed when he said that Frank Sinatra named his kid Moon Unit...
by BlondeGatita September 6, 2010
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Factulated

The act of spewing out worthless facts about topics nobody cares about.
"I just asked Dean what time it was and he just factulated all over me"
by Crispy2214 October 21, 2009
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Facewater

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by Thomassen May 7, 2010
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facipulate

1. To facilitate a process toward the outcome you prefered to begin with.

2. To willfully guide a freethinking group through a negotiation that ends exactly where you planned it to end.

3. To get your way in a group that leaves the negotiation thinking you helped them get their desired outcome.
1. "Let me help you do that, my way."

2. I wanted to go to Chipolte with my friends for some lunch. They wanted Chick-fil-a. I facipulated the situation by proposing we go on Sunday. With Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays, it was open season on Chipolte's beef burrito.
by jv - 'bird of prey' May 4, 2011
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Faceplam

(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.
Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!
by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013
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