faceroad

The act of driving while giving oral sex to a female counterpart

I'm gonna make her start paying for my insurance. That's the third crash from faceroad this month alone

by Soupy Soup December 7, 2010

facebored

To be so unbelievably bored that not even Facebook can entertain you.

Dude, I was so facebored last night that I got on MySpace!

by mountainfire August 24, 2008

Fuckboard

The board, or area, you fuck a woman.

"I'm going to bang you so hard it'll break the fuckboard."

by Garrick1993 October 26, 2012

Faceborked

adj. 1. Denied a job because the employer found something bad on one's Facebook page. 2. Dumped by one's significant other via Facebook.

"I shouldn't have posted those photos from my bachelor party -- the manager who was going to hire me saw them and I got totally Faceborked."

by Amy Jervis January 27, 2009

Faceboredom

FACEBOREDOM: (fays-bohr-duhm) – Noun: the state of being bored whilst on facebook - Origin: 2009 - Synonyms: facedullness - Antonyms: facecitement, facemusement.

The faceboredom kicked in last week when nothing new was haoppening

by Pr1nce February 4, 2010

Faceboredom

Being so bored you resort to:
1. Refreshing the homepage on Facebook multiple times in the hopes that something interesting will come up.
2. Stalking someone on Facebook
3. Liking random pages
OR
4. Staring at the Facebook homepage

There was nothing to do around the house so I went on Facebook. I clicked on the homepage link multiple times, but nothing interesting was going on. I was suffering from severe Faceboredom.

by Kiarii January 13, 2011

Facebored

Giving up on reading a Facebook Status because it gets too long or is just plain boring.

John - I got Facebored reading Sara's status the other day that shit was longer than a fucking book!

Paul - Same shit happened to me bro...

by TerriblyAwkward August 19, 2011