by asdple June 14, 2023
by asdple June 14, 2023
I looked down at my shoes. They were blue. My friend comes up to me, “oi, those shoes look tasty!” I look at him, “they’re blue tho.” My friend flips me over and eats my shoes. Moral of the fable? Don’t wear blue shoes ;-;
by I didn’t eat your cheeseburger September 11, 2020
by Enjoyitmf11 December 22, 2024
by fantasywizards December 03, 2020
“Used specifically for putting a bitch to rest permanently or temporarily, the choice is in the user’s hands of this fabled technique.”
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Andrew?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: Mikey hit him with the Fabled NyQuil.
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: Mikey hit him with the Fabled NyQuil.
by Junohh January 04, 2021