professional g/f

A girl who was a complete whore and hits the "lotto" AKA a boyfriend and all-of-a-sudden becomes a bitch/prude who thinks every guy doesn't have a chance in hell.
That chick used to f*ck everyone and now she acts like a professional g/f because she finally got a boyfriend.
by JonesyLAX June 09, 2010
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Adjective used to describe an incredibly spiteful usurp.
Bro 1: "You are suck a z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)z dude."
Bro 2: "What the fuck?"
Bro 3: "I do concur my good fellow."
Bro 2: "What does that mean?"
Bro 1: "Fuck you, that's what."
by FriendlyAustrian1889-1945 December 07, 2021
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A type of lover who works hard to fit in with your life, because they love you so much and are willing to put in effort to make your relationship work
(Alternate spelling: 👒z瑟g👒蕯蕦🎩z瑟g👒蕯a)
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really want a z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)!
by pentawolf May 23, 2021
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When you are bored and have nothing to do, so you type all the letters on the keyboard. From A to Z in space
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
by boonrod2008 April 21, 2020
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really the ABC's lowercase with a space between them
I'm typing a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z and see what happens (Him being a mad man)
:/
by de retard January 13, 2021
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For some reason you tried to write every single key on a scandinavian keyboard, you are bored and weird.
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When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens
by jake paul is a h e c c er February 09, 2021
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