Extinction Balls

Extinction balls are what a man is left with after a vasectomy. If we relied upon these balls to propagate the human species it would cause extinction of the species.

Latin: extinctio sphera

random guy: Hey dude how are your balls doing
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.

by the bestestestest person ever November 3, 2020

Political extinction event

An event that causes, or has the potential to cause, numerous people, organizations, political parties, and, in some cases, politically ideologies to become less common to the point where they are no longer are discussed and or are active in politics

The presidential election of 2020 was a political extinction event for certain political parties. Some parties that were affected may include Independent Party of Connecticut, American Delta Party, Reform Party of Florida, and Independence Party of New York.

by Vanguard 1998 July 3, 2021

Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.

Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

Religiously extinct

A: When an individual or group ceases all religious activity and never becomes actively involved in a religion again
B: A situation where a particular religion or religious sect has so little support that it is seldom mentioned or discussed in conversations; regardless of whether those interactions are held in public or in private

An example of a religion that is religiously extinct is the religion practiced by the ancient Egyptians.

by Vanguard 1998 July 4, 2021

ass extinction

The phenomenon wherein one's farts clear everyone from an area.

The bean party ended after Tony's ass extinction.

by Al Groper March 5, 2021

Extinction-phobia

A phobia or fear of human extinction due to childfree individuals; also extends to fear of an individual's or others' bloodlines or "legacys" dying off due to not reproducing.

He has extinction-phobia; he keeps saying that humanity would die off if everyone thought like me.

by GalaxyTheDragonshifter June 2, 2024

Extinct

Something that happens from not having sex.
Sex with a condom doesn`t help either.

Ex1) We have to have bareback sex to save humanity from being extinct!
Ex2) Great. Now that you`re impregnated, I`ll go and help another being`s DNA from getting extinct.
Ex3) If you are a vigin, please do not help humans to get extinct!

by Jekr December 9, 2018