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expantion

The act of buying new pants because you have put on weight.
My closet needs an expantion - I put on 20 pounds since I started the new job.
by khakiho March 9, 2014
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Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.
Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.
by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017
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post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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expuliation

the act of a group of people getting expelled at the same time
man did you hear about that expuliation like 20 kids got expelled for rubbin shit on the walls
by CAZ2 November 6, 2018
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excization

The abrupt and often unexpected removal of an erect penis from a woman's post orgasmic vagina.
His sudden excization left her feeling unpleasantly empty.
by Pelviciser January 12, 2020
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post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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exiliationx

"ExiliationX is such a pog person!"
by ExiliationX November 1, 2020
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