Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

by gymscooter January 7, 2021

expendy

Expensive, costly, or of a high price or value.

Damn, that's expendy!

by leporinis June 2, 2010

Extended Essay

4,000 words of pure hell

I wrote my extended essay in Literature. I did not sleep for 3 days straight.

by L. Christine April 7, 2009

expander

stupid hunk of metal in someones mouth, with is often troublesome. Used to expand the width of your mouth to make space for more teeth, usually followed by braces.

mep

by you don't care August 18, 2003

Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.

this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.

by earpuller April 27, 2006

Bender Extender

The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.

Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.

by StoutSkeeze April 29, 2009

negroidian expenditures

Coined by Wendy Williams, a New York-based shock-jock/author, negroidian expenditures means to emphasize the apparent folly of certain purchases. The purchaser is not necessarily Black.

Look at him, iced out chain iced out teeth, 20 inch rims, such negroidian expenditures; he could've spent that on a house.

by how you doin??? August 9, 2008