this is the same as the standard Microsoft office product otherwise known simply as excel. adding the word "calc" allows the user to make this product seem awesomer than it really is.
I don't like the results this excel workbook is giving me. I think I will try loading this information into an excel calc workbook. then I think I will be happy, and I will also become better looking as a result of using excel calc.
by anonymous calc October 25, 2012
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An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.
Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.
Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.
Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.
Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.
Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
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Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
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She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.
How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone
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How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone
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by excelmonkey December 7, 2025
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We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.
Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.
My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.
My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
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