eavesbomber

When two or three people are having a conversation, and another person comes over after eavesdropping and puts their two cents in. Usually this person is completely wrong and is just striving for attention, but annoying nonetheless.

Person1: Did you here what happened to Mary last night?
Person2: Yeah! I can't believe she...
Person3: (Comes over) I can't believe she had sex with him!
Person1: What!? She got a weird call from this guy in our class.
Person2: Seriously, who are you kid?
Person1: Yeah, WTF? You eavesbomber.
Person2: Just GTFO... Go home...
Person1: Kids these days...
Person3: (Walks away sad)

by Cow on a Sub June 9, 2009

Exiversary

a celebration held on the anniversary that you had with an ex in which you do things for yourself, most likely the things your ex never did to celebrate that day. For example go out to dinner, buy yourself flowers,or any other self pampering.

Girl: This year for my exiversary I am going to get my nails done and go out to dinner.
Boy: Great first round is on me!

by Miss Jeanine April 2, 2009

eaven

the coolest person alive, can be annoying at times but a great guy to hang with

eaven is such a goochi guy

by Parasitic Astronaut May 12, 2016

Eavesbooking

When you read, or follow, a conversation between two others on a social networking site without their knowledge and without playing any role in the conversation.

Cecil: Do you know if Mac is going to the dance?
Paddy: No, he was out on Thursday with Latisha and he broke his foot.
Cecil: How did that happen?
Paddy: Oh, I'm not sure, I was eavesbooking and saw him telling Lance that he had to see Dr.Strangelove with his broken foot from Thursday nights drinking session with Latish.
Cecil: Good, I don't really like him anyway

by Dr.Strangelike April 17, 2010

Exvender

An Exvender is a creature related to demons/spirits but they give a different presence. The "demons" you see in your dreams are these creatures.

"The Exvender was creeping past and I could feel its presence.

by Unearthly "things" December 25, 2019

eavenl

A person who is a badass is ever afraid even when they fell left out.

Damn! That girl is so eavenl jeez!

by Zoe8811 October 17, 2020

exovex

A minor 🥵 a mushroom man, also was a doge. likes toradora. be like exovex

vex: i’m part mushroom
me: no ur exovex

by Psychu July 7, 2021