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beat the ever-living shit out of you

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.
Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.
by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010
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Epheratic

One who is a genius of lies, bullshit, and falsehood. Someone who always has a bigger story, or knew a guy, or had that happen too.
Dat nigga be damn epheratic telling me about some 80 foot python.
by Baymerica July 17, 2009
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A fantastic band from the 90's with many hit songs. Simply Awesome!
I love listening to Everclear~they always lift my mood!
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Everbomb

Any beverage, alcoholic or otherwise, that is consumed immediately after dropping a shot of Everclear into it, dramatically increasing the alcohol content of said drink. Perfect for any scenario where getting drunk rapidly is the objective, such as seducing a partner or emergency pregaming.
1) Jess was totally DTF after we dropped 3 Everbombs. Unfortunately, my plans did not come to fruition due to an embarrassing case of whiskey dick.

2) I'll only have 10 minutes to pregame after work before kickoff, so I’ll have to pound a few Everbombs to ensure the proper amount of drunkenness to enjoy the game.
by DJ A+: Party Coordinator January 19, 2009
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Ever Given

A "Plus size" Turd that refuses to flush.
"FFS, Who's parked an Ever Given in the Suez again?
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
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best sister ever

Someone whom is your sister or someone who resembles a sister, that will always have your back and is your bestfriend at the same time
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if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.
As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.
by flieww February 11, 2018
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