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Evans

Is small but fast plays footy for his school team but has a tiny penis. He also loves to wank
“Hi Mr. Evans” said Archie
by Roscoe Evans April 18, 2022
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Evans

A man named Evans is very unloyal he is involved with multiple women at once and has no regard for other people's feelings
Evans is a player
by MEME_GOD May 20, 2022
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Evans

He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl
Evans is saucyy
by Printer123 January 21, 2024
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Evans, LA

An extremely small town in Louisiana that consists of only a small grocery store, post office, small cafe', and like five churches. The guys are country, usually enjoy riding horses and stuff, and the girls are hot and usually married by the age 20. Guys hunt, girls cook. Also CANNOT DATE ANYONE FROM HERE IF YOU ARE FROM HERE. Chances are, you're related.

High school basketball is the main focus. An ideal place to grow up with all of your cousins.
Girl 1: You're 23, married and have two babies?!

Girl 2: You must be one of those sweet Evans, LA girls.

Boy 1: Met a hot chick.
Boy 2: Please tell me she's not from Evans, LA.
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 3: Dude, she's your 2nd cousin.
by etownngirl July 7, 2011
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evans blue

Evans Blue was formed in early 2005 when the five musicians, then in three different bands, connected through a local musician’s message board. The chemistry of the group was evident from the first rehearsal. The same message board then brought the band to the attention of producer Trevor Kustiak of The Pocket Studios in Toronto, and they began working together in March 2005. Since then, the band has written and recorded their debut album, The Melody and the Energetic Nature of Volume, which was completed in early November 2005 and released in February 2006 from Hollywood Records. Their first major single was "Cold (But I'm Still Here)", which received a great deal of radio airplay. The debut record has spent the last three weeks in the top 10 on Billboard's Heatseekers Chart. The band recently finished their support of Taproot on their tour and are set to begin touring with Trapt and Shinedown and will later join Breaking Benjamin on select dates.
Their second CD entitled, "The Pursuit Begins When This Portrayal Of Life Ends", was released on July 24th, 2007.

Similar Bands: Crossfade, 10 years, Trapt, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne
by KazM November 3, 2007
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Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key
Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones
by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018
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Evans, Georgia

Located right next to Disgusta (Augusta), Georgia.
It's the absolute LAMEST city in Georgia. Everyone there thinks its cute to pair Polo or Uggs with those ridiculous camo hunting jackets.
Girl 1: People can be soo ridiculous sometimes.
Girl 2: I know. The people in my old neighborhood in Evans thought that--
Girl 1: You lived in EVANS? Evans, Georgia?
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 1: Say no more. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.
by OreokookieMunstahh December 28, 2010
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