ETS

Is the Estimated Time of Separation (ETS) for military personnel.

When do you ETS out of the Army?

On 01 AUG 2007.

by Omeister February 10, 2007

ETS

An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.

Dude im going to ETS this noob like i owned Nelson the other day.

by Avacado bui May 23, 2009

ET

abbreviation for "eurotrash"

*psst* Dude, check out the ultimate ET at your 3 o'clock! Popped collar, suit jacket, and sandals!

by Zelman October 28, 2006

et

The French word for 'and'

J'aime les pommes et les carrots.

by Kylie May 13, 2005

et

Your dad

Oh snap look at ET!!!!

by AC December 15, 2003

et

The introduction of one's digit into another's anus, especially durng sex, resulting in a brown finger/tip; caused by a torpedo in the tube, a turtle head ready to poke out.
Poop in the shute.

Me:
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!

by the snake & caca ferguson October 3, 2006

ET

EVERY-TING

Let's smoke an ET?

What's that?

Every-Ting EVERYTHING An assortment of herbals

by Mich PorkChop August 31, 2017