Essay

Work that teachers do to torture their students. No one likes them and teachers except for the teachers who love watching their students suffer.

Essays are the worst thing to happen to earth since kids started turning imo

by JuiceMan30 February 16, 2019

essay

1. the bane of my existence

The only thing worse than an essay is being mauled by a bear.

by Queen Wannahackalugee December 9, 2008

Essited

When one is so excited that when they try to express their excitement, they can't say the word properly.

"I got you a new car!" - Mom
"Ohh Emm GEE!! I'M SOO ESSITED" - Adolescent

by Bindia Williams January 5, 2008

essay gut

The bulging stomach area that results from sitting in a library for periods up to a month during the dreaded essay time. Students tend to eat junk food and heavily caffeinated beverages during this time without much exercise, resulting in weight gain.

Wanna go clubbing next weekend after our essays are due?

Sure... I just need to get to the gym and lose this essay gut.

by ndidds April 27, 2009

esmaily

An amazing beautiful person with an amazing personality. They will be there for you in any situation. Don't get on her nerves. If you lose an Esmaily that is a big mistake. They are awesome.

Person 1: I wish Esmaily was my friend
Person 2: I wish she was girlfriend

by (¯―¯٥) February 14, 2018

Hanging Essay

A essay written with a massive hangover, to a very poor standard.

Bloke 1: "Mate have you done the coursework"
Bloke 2: " Yeah I wrote a hanging essay yesterday"

by Jollyva March 14, 2011

Essam

Essam is a human that is one of a kind, they are smart, strong, and will be a very successful person on whatever that they put their mind to. Essam’s will get many girls and will usually be very rich by the end of their lives

Hey! Is that a Essam because he’s super cute, strong, and rich!

by Big dawg status February 20, 2019