Eric 

Eric is the Norse god of male fertility and lost socks, a disorganized but unstoppable force of the universe, related to modern concepts of entropy. Eric is a key figure in Norse mythology.

It is written that when Thor went off to fight the battle of Jötnar, though some accounts claim it happened when he was just out tending goats, Eric came by to install high speed Internet. Sif, Thor’s wife, instantly lost control of herself in the presence of such virility and disorganization, and let down her golden hair, and everything else. Their illegitimate child was the god Ullr.

Thor returned to find a strange sock under the bed and stormed out into the cold winter snow with his hammer and a great, secret purpose never revealed to mortal man.

Unfortunately, the legend of Eric was lost, along with his other sock, in a server failure in 2007, and all that remains are the living Erics who walk the world like gods of male fertility, never quite sure where their other sock is.

Girlfriend, the last thing you need in your life now is a surfer or an Eric!

The girls warned each other, as soon as he walked into the bar, that he was an Eric, but they could not resist

Eric by Kulokoo February 2, 2015

eric 

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!

eric by anne :-) October 4, 2006

eric 

an eric is a gorgeous guy. they're funny, sweet, caring, and loving (though they like to pretend otherwise). erics can be shy, but with playful flirtation a woman may draw an eric out of his shell. erics, sometimes, but don't always, have long hair, these are the best erics of all. erics are generally well hung men. women love themselves some eric. bitches be all about the E.

"yo dude! all the chicks be mackin' on that new guy!"
"the one with the long hair?"
"yea man! pssh guy must be an eric"
"yup, bitches be all about that E"

eric by white chocolate easter bunny December 27, 2012

Eric 

A guy that has 12 inch plus really sweet and sexy an also handsome looks good is a bad mofo you don’t fuck with unless you in the bed .

Eric’s one sexy bad mofo .

Eric by Bigdick247 April 1, 2019

Eric 

is a sweet, kind lovely man. who can always make you smile. he always finds time in his day to talk to you. he makes you feel special. he may flirt with other girls, but he always lets you know he has you on his mind, and your the only girl for him. He will treat you like your a queen. he comes us with funny and sweet nicknames, even though sometimes there corny. You will fall in love with him, very soon after meeting him. He has many friends who you get along with, and he gets along with your friends amazingly well. He will always help you when something is wrong, he will talk to you when you just want someone to talk to. He will always put you first. he always tells you when hes busy, and cant talk very much. He always tells you he loves you. he can always make you smile. He never gets mad at you. He can make anything in to a joke. He is the bestest person in the world. and Hes yours, if you can find him.

Person A:I'm dating Eric(:
Person B:omg! really your so lucky. he's so sweet, and handsome. I wish i were you.
Person A: i know. He can always make me smile, hes so understanding. and don't worry someday you will find your Eric(:

Eric by Person A&person B June 22, 2011

Eric 

One of the greatest people ever. His flowing hair and tall physique is hard not to resist. But besides his dashing good looks he is a amazing, funny, and caring person who does his best to make you feel very very special. He's smarter than most and is quite the athlete. its hard not to like Eric even though he's the biggest yet cutest dingus on the planet. He's for sure an 11/10 and any girl would be lucky to have him. :)

Woah Eric is literal 🔥

👋🏻🍑

Eric by 206verynicegirl April 12, 2016

Eric 

Eric is bae and is forever bae😍 he is the most perfect person you will ever meet love him with all your heart he is very loyal and can be trusted there is not a day that I wouldn’t want to spend with him

Eric is a very loyal and cute af.😍

Eric by Eric’s Babygirl August 9, 2018