Skip to main content

Cogito Ergo Sum

Simon: What’s The Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am
Howard: In Latin, You Say It As This-Cogito Ergo Sum
by CampbellTheManTonight March 17, 2023
mugGet the Cogito Ergo Summug.

Cogito, ergo sum

René Descartes, the founder of rationalism, said the famous statement, “Cogito, ergo sum.”
by bluestinger66 April 13, 2023
mugGet the Cogito, ergo summug.

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.
You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."
by Candleends March 29, 2019
mugGet the Ergo me smartmug.

cogito ergo sum

'i think therefore i am'
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM, I *AM*
by potatoeoverlord August 21, 2024
mugGet the cogito ergo summug.

ergo

“I have no food in my refrigerator, ergo I will be needing to go to the food store.”
by queef v February 19, 2024
mugGet the ergomug.

Share this definition