equator check

A verbal request for a couple who are cuddling under blankets to throw their arms up to prove they are not being promiscuous.

When Will and Ashley were cuddling under the covers Greg noticed a rustle. He yelled "EQUATOR CHECK" to cockblock his friend and to make sure nothing was going on.

by lolboy69 June 15, 2015

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equatorial cunt

A Malaysian or Singaporean in Aviation

They’re all the same bruv, equatorial cunts.

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An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

by tazo5 January 23, 2011

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Premature Equackulation

The phrase refers to the tendency of the 2010 Oregon Duck football team to frequently score quickly without any regard to the feelings of its opponent. Football being a zero-sum game, the Ducks understand that it is important to get theirs early and often. Opponents are left unsatisfied and usually perplexed as the Ducks pretend like nothing is out of the ordinary and seem ready to score again in an alarmingly short amount of time. The largest proponents of this offense are alumni of the University of Oregon, Phil Knight and young men venturing into the world of mature women for the first time.

The USC Trojans were surprised at the severity of the Duck's case of premature equackulation.

by Sturdy Bird November 16, 2010

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