lick the envelope

Oral sex on a female.

She asked me to lick the envelope, and then I mailed that shit.

by akgirl November 20, 2009

Nuclear Envelope

1. An extremely smelly, gross, vile, possibly radioactive, dirty vagina that has been stretched beyond belief. Overflowing with semen from multiple men and some horses.
2. A dirty whore with said vagina.

1. "That bitch had such a nuclear envelope that I wouldn't even touch her with a 10 foot pole."
2. "I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that nuclear envelope!"

by FBAC if you DEFC April 14, 2010

Little Brown Envelope

A bribe.

He tucked a little brown envelope into the guys top pocket.

by andTing August 22, 2010

Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.

Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.

by Yerby August 17, 2006

Comfort envelope

somebody is secure in the knowledge that someone is working positively on their behalf.

Making sure that the customer is inside their comfort envelope.

by Spuggy2345 November 27, 2011

Comfy Envelope

A term referring to a woman's vagina. Can also be used more specifically to describe a vagina that is a very good fit for the guy using it.

I used my girlfriends comfy envelope last night to post a letter to the navy

My wife's comfy envelope is just right for my letter opener

by Shanks120y August 3, 2009

fat envelope

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011